I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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