No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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