i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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