My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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