is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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