i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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