Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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