And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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