Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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