Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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