Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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