I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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