my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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