I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
