sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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