i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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