Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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