I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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