You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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