The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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