He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
