using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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