WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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