I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
my poor anus
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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