lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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i dont even know how to be here
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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