she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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