Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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