Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Be still, my beating vagina.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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