I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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