Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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