oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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