Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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