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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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