Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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