She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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