it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion