I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.