One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.