i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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we're making bets on your personal life
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.