Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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