sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Houston, we have a blender
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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