i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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