I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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