If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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