You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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