I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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