we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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