i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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