I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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