Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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