Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You ate ashes out of my bong
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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