Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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