He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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