Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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