i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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