Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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