It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Randomize
