She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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