I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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