This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
where does the pee come out of this thing
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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