fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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