I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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