btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
two words: eviction party
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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